COLLECTOR'S EDITION 2-SIDED: “THE DOW IS OVER 50,000” Satirical News Parody T-Shirt (Front & Back Print)
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Based on the viral video that gained over 2.8 million views, now you can wear the T-Shirt version! This bold TV BOX ART™ design by TysonXIX turns a vintage television screen into a satirical news broadcast. The front and back prints reveal two different "channels" of the same story — what we're told to focus on, and what we're told to ignore.
Inspired by classic media satire and retro CRT aesthetics, this shirt is designed to look like a glowing television broadcast printed directly onto your chest.
Perfect for fans of political satire, dystopian sci-fi, media criticism, and bold conversation-starting art.
Front Broadcast
A fictional news briefing shifts attention to “more important things.”
Back Broadcast
The broadcast signal glitches — revealing the hidden alien message
Premium Shirt Details
• Bella + Canvas 3001 Unisex Tee
• Ultra-soft 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton
• Retail fit (modern, slightly fitted cut)
• Lightweight and breathable fabric
• High-resolution DTG print for vivid detail
• Durable front and back print design
Fit
• True to size
• Retail fit (modern cut)
• Size up for a looser fit
Designed by
TysonXIX – TV BOX ART™
Satirical broadcast art exploring media narratives, perception, and the signals we receive every day.
Perfect For
• Satire fans
• Dystopian sci-fi lovers
• Political humor
• Retro TV aesthetic
• Conversation starters
Care Instructions
• Machine wash cold, inside-out
• Tumble dry low
• Do not iron directly on print
Note
This design is satirical artwork intended as commentary on modern media culture.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean